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From me to you

I built this because I got sick of repeating myself.

I'm Kirk. I started out as a plasterer, just like you. Skint, doing word-of-mouth jobs, hoping the phone would ring. It didn't, much.

Then I figured out how to actually get found online. Facebook. Google. Real posts. Real customers. The phone started ringing. Within a year I was fully booked. Then I started teaching other lads the same thing.

5 years later I've coached over 132 tradesmen through it. Same questions, every week: "What do I post?" "What do I charge?" "How do I handle this customer?"

So I built this. Everything I know, in an AI you can text 24/7. No more waiting for the next coaching call. No more guessing. Just ask me, get the answer, go and earn.

Kirk · Plasterer

The hidden 90%

The iceberg most plasterers never see.

Everything I post on YouTube, Facebook, my webinars… that's just the tip. Below the surface is 5+ years of private coaching: consulting calls where I broke down exactly what to post, how to price, how to handle customers, and how to go from invisible to fully booked.

Real scripts. Real examples. Real advice given to real tradesmen. That's what Kirk AI is trained on. Not the public stuff. The PRIVATE playbook.

When you ask Kirk AI a question, you're getting the same answer I'd give you on a coaching call. That's the difference between asking ChatGPT and asking me.

It's me in your pocket

This isn't a generic chatbot. You can text me anytime, whether you're on a job, pricing a quote, or sat on the sofa at 11pm wondering what to post tomorrow. Ask me anything about getting work, pricing, Facebook, Google, handling customers. You'll get my actual answer, in my voice. No scheduling. No waiting. Just ask.

It speaks your language

I built this for plasterers, renderers, tilers, all the trades. It knows what a day rate should be. It knows the difference between boarding and skimming. It knows what Checkatrade does to your margins. No tech speak, no business-bro jargon. Just plain English from someone who's done the graft.

It remembers you

I don't start from scratch every time. I remember your previous chats, your situation, where you're based. The more we talk, the more dialled in I get to your business. Not generic advice for everyone. Advice for you.

How to use me

Ask me anything

Type or talk. Pricing, posts, Facebook setup, Google, a customer giving you grief, whatever's on your mind. Plain English. No tech speak. Ask like you'd ask me down the pub.

Get my actual answer

I pull from years of private coaching calls, my full FGA system, every script, every post template, every pricing strategy I've ever taught. You get advice for your situation, not generic marketing waffle.

Do it, come back, ask again

Take what I say, use it, come back the next time. Need a post written? Done. Need to know what to charge for a 3-bed skim? Done. Customer wants it cheaper? Done. Use me as much as you want.

Real stuff I'll help you with

Stop guessing what to post, what to charge, and how to reply. I'll give you the exact answer in seconds. The same answer I give my £497 coaching students.

"Don't know what to post?"

Tell me what job you did today. I'll write you a Facebook post that actually gets engagement, in my style, using the 5 post types I teach.

"Shitting yourself about a quote?"

Tell me the job details. I'll tell you what to charge and exactly what to say when you're face to face with the customer.

"Customer wants it cheaper?"

I'll give you the exact words I use to handle price objections without losing the job or dropping your rate.

"No idea how to set up Google?"

I'll walk you through setting up your Google Business Profile step by step, plain English, no tech bollocks.

Is this for you?

If you're earning 2-5k a month and you know you should be on more, I'll give you the exact system to get there. Ask me anything about getting visible, getting leads, and getting booked.

If Facebook and Google make your head spin, I'll explain everything in plain English. No jargon. No complicated steps. Just "do this, then do that." If you can send a text, you can use this.

Use me between our weekly calls. Write posts, prep for quotes, handle awkward customers. Like having me on speed dial when you can't wait till next session.

Renderers, tilers, bathroom fitters, builders, sparkies. If you're relying on word of mouth and it's not enough anymore, I'll show you how to get found online. My system works for any trade.

Ask Kirk anything.

My AI has the same range I do. Below is what real tradesmen ask in their first week.

Facebook

"Write me a Facebook post about today's bathroom job."

Answered: 0.9s3 replies

Pricing

"What should I charge for a 3-bed skim in Manchester?"

Answered: 1.1s4 replies

Customers

"Customer wants £200 off. What do I say back?"

Answered: 0.8s2 replies

Google

"Walk me through setting up my Google Business profile."

Answered: 1.2s5 replies

Going solo

"I want to leave my employer. Can I afford it yet?"

Answered: 1.0s4 replies

Quotes

"Help me write a quote for a £4k bathroom plaster."

Answered: 1.4s3 replies

Hiring

"Should I take on a labourer or stay solo for now?"

Answered: 0.9s3 replies

Leads

"Why is no one calling me? I post on Facebook every week."

Answered: 1.1s5 replies

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Why not just use ChatGPT?

Fair question. Here's the honest answer:

	Doing it alone	ChatGPT	Kirk AI
Knows the trade	No	Generic	Yes, built by a plasterer
Trained on Kirk's coaching	No	No	5+ years of private calls
UK-specific pricing & rules	Guesswork	Often wrong	Real UK rates (works globally too)
Writes posts in your voice	N/A	Sounds corporate	Authentic, does not sound like AI
Remembers your business	N/A	No	Yes, your area, your trade
Cost	Time + lost jobs	Free / £20/mo	£49/mo

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One coaching call with me costs more than a full year of Kirk AI. You're getting my same advice and thinking for less than a bag of multi-finish a month. Unlimited, 24/7.

Questions I hear a lot

The first 20 people who lock in today pay £49/month and that price stays the same for as long as they stay subscribed. Doesn't matter if I put the price up next month or three years from now, you stay at £49. After those 20 spots are gone, the price goes up. That's it. No catch.

Once you've paid, you'll land on the sign-in page. Click "Continue with Google" and use the same email you paid with and you'll have instant access.

ChatGPT knows a bit about everything. Kirk AI knows everything about getting work as a tradesman in the UK. It's trained on my private coaching calls, my FGA system, my scripts, my pricing strategies, stuff you can't find on Google. Ask me and you get my answer. Ask ChatGPT and you get a Google search dressed up as advice.

If you can send a text message, you can use this. You type a question, I answer. That's it. No apps to download, no complicated setup. You can also talk to me with the voice button, properly hands-free for when you're on a job.

I've used this system to help 132 tradesmen double and triple their income. I'll write your posts, tell you what to charge, help you handle customers. But you still have to do the work. I'll give you the answers, you've got to actually act on them. Don't expect magic, expect a no-nonsense mate in your pocket.

Drop me a message and you're out. No contracts. No hoops. If I'm not helping you get more work, you shouldn't be paying me. Simple as that.

Instantly. Pay, sign in, start asking. You could have your first Facebook post written by me in the next 5 minutes.

My system works for any tradesman. Renderers, tilers, bathroom fitters, builders, sparkies. Getting customers is the same battle whatever you do. I just happen to teach through plastering because that's my trade. The advice translates.